Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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