And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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