Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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