Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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