Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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