is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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