it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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