so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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