the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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