If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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