She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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