Sponge bath it is.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize