you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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