We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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