so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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