yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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