My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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