Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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