All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I need to wash the frat house off of me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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