yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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