I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There r osticjed everywhere
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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