hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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