Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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