Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Shame is for Republicans.
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