even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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