Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
