She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Randomize
