I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This is not my ceiling
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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