I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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