I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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