you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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