love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
