Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
