well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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