the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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