BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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