Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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