You're so nebulous sometimes
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
