I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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