hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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