The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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