just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
wow bdsm is so cute
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