Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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