I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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