What a fucking waste of an outfit
and she was petting her beer can
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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