I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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