CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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