dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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