nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i out mim tonsoeep
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