So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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