Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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