Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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