Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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