did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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