his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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