so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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