I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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