you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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